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The Jedi Marriage Trick

Jun 1st, 2009
by AnissaM.

I waved my hand.

“You will go to the grocery store and buy me some laundry detergent.”

Nothing.

“You WILL go to the grocery store and buy me some laundry detergent.”

One eye blinked open at me disdainfully.

“This is not the husband you are looking for.”

OHMYGODHOLDITINDONOTSAYITDONOTSAYIT!!!!

Snarky comments you will not make to your husband, even when wide open he does leave himself.

I am SUCH a good wife.

But I totally thought it!

Posted in: just for the fun of it, Mayhew niblets, my life as a wife, Peter, things Peter says, things that make me laugh.
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9 Comments on “The Jedi Marriage Trick”

  1. #1 Malia
    on Jun 1st, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    This just made my evening 😀

    Malias last blog post..The Song in My Soul

  2. #2 Jill
    on Jun 1st, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Can I be your Padawan? After 18 years I have yet to master control over the snarky comments. Poor Larry. Teach my the ways Master Mayhew 🙂

  3. #3 Tracy
    on Jun 1st, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    Well I completely failed in this…. so instead I’m working on teaching/trainning my son to be *perfect* and anticipate everything his future wife will want………. or maybe I’m just keeping my skills sharp in case I find another guy……. not sure on that one yet

    Good luck on your future advancement in the force

  4. #4 Heather @ Domestic Extraordinaire
    on Jun 2nd, 2009 at 9:47 am

    I think when dealing with Husbands you need not the force but the power of the Schwartz.

    Heather @ Domestic Extraordinaires last blog post..Sixteen things

  5. #5 Jessica
    on Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    My son uses that on me all the time! And I can never be mad, because it is so dang funny!

    Jessicas last blog post..Maru Maru Necklace Winner!

  6. #6 Karen
    on Jun 2nd, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    I am a big fan of “you want to go home and rethink your life” for my 10 year old.

    Karens last blog post..Birth Choices and The NICU

  7. #7 T with Honey
    on Jun 3rd, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    My husband and I really enjoyed reading this post and all the comments. Love it!!! We both agree that neither of us could ever resist a good snarky comment and commend your self control.

    T with Honeys last blog post..An old, never before published story

  8. #8 Sandwiched
    on Jun 8th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Hil. Lar. Ee. Us! Read the post to my dh while he was playing Star Wars Lego on the Wii.

    Classic.

    Sandwicheds last blog post..WFMW: Homemade Sidewalk Paint

  9. #9 Auriette
    on Jun 8th, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Hilarious!

    Auriettes last blog post..Don’t it make my brown eyes blue…