Who’s in charge around here??

Oh HAI!

Remember that chick that used to write here with some regularity?

The one that might or might not have promised to finish a post about the Whirlwind weekend…which, JUST because it says “Part 1” does not contractually bind the blogger to produce a “Part 2″…it’s just implied.

You heard rumors of photos of the kids with Mike Alstott and them getting their dolphin love on?

You might have had heard that a house was purchased….and there MIGHT be video of it to be posted at an undetermined date when internet access isn’t being held hostage by all the Starbuck’s and Paneras locations, rendering it eleventy-billion percent unavailable in other places…like, say, houses.

*makes graphic, ugly finger gestures at the south Georgia Interwebs*

SO, if there is anyone still reading this blog by the time all the loose ends have been wrapped up and the writer is back in the warm, comforting bosom of Verizon broadband, thanks for hanging tight…real posts are forthcoming*, blogs will be read, comments will be posted, emails will be answered and phone calls returned.

Someday.

Soon!

Or soon-ish.

Let’s just leave it at that.

*The terms "real posts" and "forthcoming" are also implied*