Peyton – Why is my poo green? Yesterday it was yellow. I have RAINBOW butt!
Nathaniel – Ohhh! You said the word you said I couldn’t say even if I was on fire.
Rachael – What do you call that? *poke poke*
Me – Muffin top
Rachael – You might need to lay off the muffins, mom
Me – I wish you listened better
Peyton – I wish you said better stuff
Nathaniel – MY new room will be a girl-free zone!
Me – I’m a girl, am I going to be banished from your room?
Nathaniel – No way, you do my laundry, you can come up any time.
Me – *sigh*
Peyton – I didn’t know your boobs have eyes!
Me in McDonalds – If you make that clicking noise one more time I’m going to have them cut out your tongue, deep fry it and serve it on a bun with special sauce and THEN? You have to eat it!
McDonald’s Employee – *extremely dirty look*
Me – Soooo, what did you think of getting to spend the whole weekend with your cousins? (Teenage cousins that my kids are just getting to know)
Rachael – They like boys!
Me – That’s it? THAT is what you learned about your cousins?
Rachael – Well, they…they…yeah, they like boys.
Nathaniel – Chowder (a cartoon character) has MAN-Boobs!
Peyton – Were we born in order of age?
Nathaniel – Can I have a Facebook account?
Me – Nope
Nathaniel – Why not?
Me – Because I want you to have a chance at being a useful member of society?
Nathaniel – But YOU have one
Me – I’ll let you figure that one out on your own
on May 26th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Totally hysterical. Man boobs and muffin tops. Yes, totally hysterical. Your kids are even making ME laugh – out here in cyberspace. 🙂
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on May 26th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
LMAO!
on May 26th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
This made me LOL.
on May 26th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Oh so funny. gold!! (this is me delurking, i already follow you on twitter)
on May 26th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
LOVE the boobs have eyes! Too funny! And I definitely think your apples have not fallen too far from your tree!
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on May 27th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Never a dull moment! Thanks, I needed that laugh this morning!!
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on May 27th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Umm . . . once again you bring hilarity into my life !!!
on May 27th, 2009 at 8:39 am
At least you’re raising them with a healthy sense of humor and irony.
on May 27th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Remind Nathaniel that his room is a girl free zone when he is a teenager!!
on May 27th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Thanks for the morning laugh!!! A great way to start my day 🙂
on May 27th, 2009 at 10:24 am
lol!
on May 27th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
yeah I’ll let him figure that one out! how funny! ….
on May 27th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I love those— we’ve heard the rainbow butt around here too. Lovely.
on May 27th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Friggin’ Fantastic!!!
on May 27th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
You are my idol. I shall start worshipping you immediately. Don’t tell Jill. She’ll be mad.
on May 27th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Snort! I wish you said better stuff … I didn’t know your boobs had eyes … Peyton is so darn funny!
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on May 28th, 2009 at 2:06 am
hahahaha and why do people look at us funny when we talk to our kids like that? isn’t that the way all moms speak to their kids? hehe 😉
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on May 28th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Glad to know the conversations are similar in other households!
on Aug 2nd, 2009 at 10:53 am
Girl, those are funny kids. maybe one day they’ll be able to support you in your old age with their comedic genius.
on Jun 4th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Hahaha! Very funny comments!
I often think that the comments I hear from the children at the swim school are the wittiest and funniest things I ever hear!